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Why zombie companies — including ‘oil zombies’ — are going to keep shuffling along

'Zombie oil' is a term that has emerged to describe oil companies that continue to produce oil though the demand for it does not exist.

My grandparents had these joke coasters at their cottage. Produced from wood and illustrated in ink, each coaster (the type for that glass of booze) were built with a pithy drink- or sex-related joke etched about it, which gave the look of the wisdom in the ages for an eight-year-old. Among my favourites read: “I’m not drinking anymore- however, I’m not drinking less!”

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Ah, childhood memories.

Anyway, this specific bad joke sprang in your mind the other day, when Saudi Arabia and Russia (along with Venezuela and Qatar) announced a preliminary deal to “potentially” freeze oil production at current levels.

Which is similar to saying, “We’re not over-producing anymore- however, we are really not over-producing less!”

Markets responded with justified skepticism.

For something, the “deal” fixes production at January levels, but production was already outpacing demand.

Then there’s the problem of compliance. Russia makes similar undertakings to limit production in co-operation with OPEC in the past, then continued to improve output.

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